The Ozempic Games: A Billboard, A City, A Cease & Desist
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The Ozempic Games: A Billboard, A City, A Cease & Desist

A billboard appeared over the 101 freeway bearing a single word: Ozempic—wrapped in Olympic rings like a pharma-sponsored fever dream.

Within 48 hours, cease & desist letters landed in my inbox. One from the billboard company. The other from the Olympic Committee.

But maybe, just maybe, it wasn’t about protecting trademarks.
Maybe it was about protecting pharma sponsorships.
After all, LA28’s biggest commercial backers include Eli Lilly—the makers of Mounjaro.

No QR code. No product for sale.
Just a mirror…
…and a system uncomfortable with its own reflection.

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The Intersection of Art and AI: Embracing the Future of Creativity
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The Intersection of Art and AI: Embracing the Future of Creativity

The recent Christie’s auction of AI-generated art by Grimes has ignited controversy, with over 6,400 artists signing a petition against the sale. Critics argue that AI models exploit human creativity by using copyrighted works without permission, while supporters see AI as a tool for artistic evolution. This debate raises fundamental questions about authorship, creativity, and the future of art

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A Eulogy for the Art World: The Final Words of an Era
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A Eulogy for the Art World: The Final Words of an Era

A man reads the obituary of the art world—a farewell to an era defined by repetition, speculation, and spectacle. As Damien Hearse rolls through Frieze LA 2025, this spoken eulogy marks a turning point. Is this the end?

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The Business of Art: Navigating the Complex Art Market
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The Business of Art: Navigating the Complex Art Market

Uncover the secrets of navigating the complex art market, from mastering gallery relations to understanding auction dynamics. Learn how artists like Zach 'Jesushands' Fernandez leverage their creativity and market knowledge to thrive financially.

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